I have no other way to start this. I saw a teenage emo couple doing whip it’s together in McDonalds. What a romantic date huh? Of course they were somewhat discrete about it. He had the spray can hidden half-assedly [shut up spell check, I’m making that a word] under a tee shirt as he inhaled. Then, the really cute part, he held it for his little girlfriend and sprayed it in her mouth with a smile and a blank stare. And then they giggled at each other, and held hands.
Yes. I was serious when I said this was in McDonalds.